Lemon and Sugar

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ruinedchildhood:

Frozen Is The New Black (X)

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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drivefasterboy:

knitmeapony:

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

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ruinedchildhood:

me

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harryinphoenix:

no:

babyfairy:

didi-is-spiffy:

thathomestar:

eidolous:

mockwa:

Russian roads, only 30 sec

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

How…wtf

i would literally pass out from road rage

me driving

@snoopdoggey

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krxs10:

!!!!!!DONT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED!!!!!!

All Three Major News Networks Ignored Bernie Sanders’ Speech Tuesday Night, To Show Empty Trump Podium

As Bernie Sanders took the stage on Tuesday night, the cable networks continued doing what they do best – talking.

Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all declined to carry Sanders’ speech, instead offering jokes about the evening while showing live coverage of Trumps empty podium while promising that we were all, “AWAITING TRUMP” and “STANDING BY FOR TRUMP.“ 

In Fact: EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE HAD AIR TIME EXCEPT FOR SANDERS

As if these stations couldn’t get any more corrupt, The Huffington Post’s Michael Calderone reported that the media have collectively given Trump some $2 billion worth of free air time.

Don’t be fooled by the media ya’ll. You can watch his incredible speech here & remember You ARE his media

Source

#StayWoke #FeelTheBern

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marcel-lecorgi:

These flowers are for you mothers who are celebrated today in some parts of the World

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#MothersDay #LeCorgi #Corgi #London #Love #Family

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idiotsonfb:

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

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tis-superfruit:

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

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